• News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face

Flick that tongue deep in, that cunt gettin eaten

Last night as I stood with my feet in the ocean, as the sun set and the fire burnt and I thought “fuck I am happy, oh so very happy.” Painfully happy. The downside is I’m scared its going to end, because when I’m happy something fucks up.. Always.